EP: A Present from Santa

This caption marks my 200th post to this blog.  Yay!  I'm not sure that I ever thought that I'd get to this point, but being here now, I don't foresee stopping any time soon.  I'm still going to be a lot more infrequent than in the past, but I'm hoping that I'll be able to produce some quality caps when I have the time (and inspiration).

Here is my little Christmas gift to you for this year:

Good Boys...Erm...Well They Used to Be

It's been nearly a month since I last posted a cap...has it really been that long?  I think I'm becoming a victim of my own diverse interests.  I've been spending a whole lot of time lately working on my hypnosis hobby.  Once you hypnotize one person, it just seems to snowball and keep looking for someone else to try it with.  Before you know it, you're looking for any opportunity to play with people's heads.  I've even found a way to bring hypnosis into the bedroom....talk about fun... :))

Anyway, I couldn't let a whole month go by without an update, so here is a Christmas themed cap...

Eating Out

What a finish...or just a beginning?

It's Only a Day Job

Eye Candy

Since I'm still in a bit of an inspiration slump, here's another caption I recently made for someone at Rachel's Haven.

I Found Your Ring

EPR: Getting the Business

It has been a crazy few weeks for me, and I truly regret not having more time to work on captions.  I'm still working on getting better access to my photo collection so I am more flexible in where I'm able to do captions.  I just haven't found the perfect solution yet.  My workflow usually starts by looking at my collection for a photo to jump out at me, so I've been limited in that regard.

For now, I'm still going to be hit or miss in how often I'm able to post new captions.  Please don't give up on me.


In case it isn't clear from the post title or the situation, this transformation is brought to you by the Enchanted Penis Revenge series (http://anonymoosestgcaptions.blogspot.com/2010/08/its-payback-time.html).

Where No Man Has Gone...

I've been pretty busy lately, and I haven't had a lot of private computer time to make caps.  This one is another that I had done for a contest at Rachel's Haven.  Thanks for bearing with me until I can get some more time to get back to my normal caption style.

Eenie Meenie Miney...

This one is a quickie that I put together while planning a tutorial on using Paint Shop Pro Photo for making captions.

Popo Problems

Reverse Hustle

EP: Scrapbook-O-Sluts

Here is another cap that I had done for someone at Rachel's Haven.  The idea I had in mind for this cap is that a guy with an Enchanted Penis is likely to develop a big ego.  As part of that, he has started a scrapbook of his conquests...both to taunt his buddies and to relive the memories.

The dialog in this cap is intended to be the events replaying in that guys head as be browses through his scrapbook.

EP: A Nice Bath

The Making of Mei

I did this cap for someone who likes hypnosis caps.  It just happens that hypnosis (yes, real hypnosis) is one of my hobbies.  Instead of the normal impossible (I know, like magic is any more possible) hypnosis caps, I thought that I'd make one that uses real hypnotic techniques and language.  I still had to throw in a bit of magic to complete the change, but only a touch.

Caution: The hypnotic techniques used in this cap are real.  Try not to get caught up in it too much.

This brings up the question...Are any of my readers interested in me doing more hypnosis caps?  If so, comment on this topic to let me know.

Dear Diary

I made this caption for Martha over at Rachel's Haven.  I don't usually dabble in the GS universe, but I think it turned out pretty nice.

EP: Break-up Bathroom Booty Call

Research Can Be Fun

The Werewoman's Gift

EPR: Tied Up

To prove that I plan to stay true to my roots with some simple and (hopefully) witty captions, I present to you the first of the Enchanted Penis Revenge series of captions.  All the fun of the original, with a new twist.

Nurse Chrissy

The Beast Within

Charmed to Meet You

The 13th Floor

Hi again

I recently discovered Rachel's Haven and have already managed to work myself into a good bit of caption trade debt.  I do plan to continue with the caps that I do just for this blog, but I'll also be posting up the caps that I've made for others at the Haven.

I'll start by posting up the caps I've done the past few days.  Please note that these captions may have a different style or feel because they were made to fill requests.

EP: Get Your Own

Comfort in the Storm of Emotions

Slut Roulette

Who's Your Daddy?

Half Time

EP: Jogging

It's Payback Time

The day was bound to come where the roommate gets some revenge.  That day is today.

Excuse the Mess

If you stopped by sometime tonight, you may have seen the blog in various states of readability.  Since I don't have tons of time to work on captions at the moment, I was working on the things that I can...namely, the blog layout and design.

I think that I've finally got the kinks (not the sexual ones, of course) worked out of it all and have something that better reflects my style and content.  If there is anything that doesn't look right, ie. text that is unreadable, please let me know.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled reading.

Enchanted Penis: Oops 3

Bitter Backseat Biker

The Garden

Fewer updates for a while...

Due to a change in my life that will result in me having less time (at least less private time) at the computer that I use to do my captions, I will not be able to keep updating as often as I have been.  Hopefully this is just a temporary situation until I can get used to the new arrangements.

I appreciate everyone who reads and comments.  Thank you.

Just a Peek Won't Hurt...

Attonement

Deep Cover

A Brush with Greatness

Enchanted Penis: Awkward Moments 4

Enchanted Penis: Awkward Moments 3

Enchanted Penis: Awkward Moments 2

Enchanted Penis: Awkward Moments 1