The Artist: Comic-Conned?

I've had an idea for a caption series rattling around in my head for a while, and I finally had some time to create a caption worthy of introducing it.  'The Artist' will be making some repeat performances in the future.

Can You Keep a Secret?

I was bitten by the capping bug yesterday and decided to explore some new territory of formatting.  This cap is an attempt to achieve a clean look that doesn't include the standard rectangular image insert.

In case it isn't clear enough from the caption, the setting I envisioned is one where a couple of guys have just accidentally stumbled upon something that has turned one of them into a infinitely knowledgeable genie.  This is the conversation that occurs shortly after.

Prima Donna

I know it's been ages since my last caption, and I'll frankly be surprised if anyone is still following my blog by this point.  Life has been on a constant ramp up of things vying for my attention, and captioning has fallen by the wayside.

I'm still around.  I haven't fallen off the end of the world.  I just need a clone to take care of all the stuff I need to do so I get more time to do what I want to do.

Anyhoo.  If you're still reading to this point, I'm sure you want a new caption instead of my sob stories.  You're in luck.  I have one.

Post Exam Jitters

It's been a long time since I've had either the time or motivation to create a new caption.  Inspiration struck me earlier today from an image that I found a few days ago.  Simone has been wonderful at making captions for me to hit various fantasies of mine, and I wanted to give her something in return.

I may not have hit her buttons dead on, but I wasn't really trying to put extra pressure on myself to hit one out of the park.  That will come in time as I try to shake off the rust and get back into the swing of things.

Without further ado, here's something new.

Update:  I realized after I posted that the text in the caption looked a bit rough.  I went back and checked a few things, and I had forgotten to smooth it like I normally do.  I'll leave the old version up to show what a difference a bit of text tidying can make.

Fixed version:

Old version with pixelated text:

Waiting for a Call

I'm slowly getting back in to the swing of getting a few captions made.  It's still going to be slow going for the foreseeable future.  My attention is focused on other ventures at the moment.  I'll continue to post caps as I'm able to churn them out.

Join me

I've wanted to make a caption for Simone (http://misstresssimone.blogspot.com) for a very long time.  Every time I tried before, I always ended up scrapping a partially finished caption.  I finally found an ideal image and a story to go along with it formed.  Everything came together to make something I wasn't embarrassed to give to her.

Without further ado, here it is...

Mistress Knows Best

Has it really been over a month since my last caption?  Ugh.  Life had obviously been getting in the way of my creative time.

I had some quiet time last night so I made a caption for a dear friend, who I met through my blog here.  It just seemed fitting that my first caption in a while be made for someone who I met through the blog.  I'll try not to let another month pass without anything new, but I don't seem to be in control of the tempo of my life at the moment.

Enjoy it while you can...

Elly's Downfall

I got into a bit of a caption tussle with someone on Rachel's Haven last week.  The story of the previous captions was essentially that I was brought in to take advantage of someone turned into a friend's pet because of that person using me before.  Then the friend decided to take advantage of me by turning me into a girl for the night too.

This caption was made as a follow on for me to get revenge on the friend for using me for his/her pleasure.

Wheel of Rebirth

I was struck by a sudden bout of inspiration when I came across a perfect image for a more nefarious caption.  Is the knife thrower a heroine or a villainess?  In any case, she is a very convincing recruiter.  You never know what opening she might be looking to fill next in her all girl circus troupe.

A Blonde Moment

Another fantasy football loss means another new caption for you.  Enjoy this little foray into my new favorite concept, magical hypnosis.

Catch 22

A while back, Alectra (Alectra's Playgrounds) made a very nice caption for me.  I made this one in return to let her get the best of me...just this once :)

EP: Trick & Treat

I did manage to churn out a quick Enchanted Penis cap for you all to help celebrate Halloween.  Normally Halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  I've been so busy this year that I didn't even get to decorate much.  This cap is my little way of making sure that I at least get to decorate my blog before it's too late.

The Surrogate

This is another caption I made to pay up for a fantasy football loss.  The good news is that I won this week, so I might have time to make a non-fantasy football cap.  I think it's time for me to revisit the Enchanted Penis series again... :)

House of Cards

This is another caption I made for a Fantasy Football loss. Life has been far too busy lately.  Expect the sporadic updates to continue for the foreseeable future.

Smoke Em if You Got Em

I lost this week in the Haven Fantasy Football league, so I was forced to make a cap this week.  The good news is that you benefit by getting to see something new.  I hope you enjoy...