Surprise!!!

I'm sure that everyone had thought that this blog was long dead, and there have been times that I have thought the same thing.  I do, however, occasionally get the drive to create something.  This little number here is the result of one of those muse inspired bouts of creative delirium.

Before you get excited at my triumphant return, I'm going to caution you.  I do want to keep making captions, but it's not going to be on a regular schedule.  I will cap when my muse smacks me over the head and says that I must.  (No, I'm not taking applications for the position of muse.)

Checking In / Checking Out

I recently had a bit of time to caption for a change.  I had an idea hit me that just demanded that I make it into a caption.  I won't bore you with the details.  If you're still following my blog, you've waited long enough for something new.

Gifts of the ... *Ahem*

Yesterday finally gave me the motivation to get off my butt an make a caption for someone.  It was the birthday of someone that spends a lot of time doing stuff for other people, so she was worthy of a caption to celebrate.

An Appreciation for Fine Art

I managed to find time and inspiration today to make a caption that involves a favorite theme of some of my very best online friends.  Enjoy this one.  I hope to get some more time soon to browse my picture collection in search of another image that speaks to me.

Elly's Downfall

I got into a bit of a caption tussle with someone on Rachel's Haven last week.  The story of the previous captions was essentially that I was brought in to take advantage of someone turned into a friend's pet because of that person using me before.  Then the friend decided to take advantage of me by turning me into a girl for the night too.

This caption was made as a follow on for me to get revenge on the friend for using me for his/her pleasure.

Keeping a Close Watch

I recently made a caption for a member on Rachel's Haven who requested to be punished.  I couldn't resist the temptation to provide a bit, since we'd had some chats where the person was rather playful.  The caption describes several changes, but only the final one is shown.

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

A role play friend recently put out a challenge to make a forced/tricked/stuck caption in which the transformee becomes a pet.  There was too much to fit it all into a single panel, so it became a short series of the internal struggle.

This may not appeal to all of you, but I found it very fun to write.

EP: Trick & Treat

I did manage to churn out a quick Enchanted Penis cap for you all to help celebrate Halloween.  Normally Halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  I've been so busy this year that I didn't even get to decorate much.  This cap is my little way of making sure that I at least get to decorate my blog before it's too late.

The Surrogate

This is another caption I made to pay up for a fantasy football loss.  The good news is that I won this week, so I might have time to make a non-fantasy football cap.  I think it's time for me to revisit the Enchanted Penis series again... :)

Smoke Em if You Got Em

I lost this week in the Haven Fantasy Football league, so I was forced to make a cap this week.  The good news is that you benefit by getting to see something new.  I hope you enjoy...

You're Doing It All Wrong

I made this quick cap as a return for Candy's recent cap of me.  While it doesn't specifically include her name, I hope it's pretty clear that it was meant for her.

I think I'm beginning to feel some inspiration returning, so I'm hoping to get some new caps posted before too long.  Thanks to all for bearing with me.

Making the Cut

I have a friend who recently dragged me into playing in a fantasy football league, then proceeded to smack talk me about how I'm going to lose.  This caption was a bit of a revenge and return caption that pushes some of that friends buttons.  I know the type of change is different than I normally cover, but I hope that some of you can appreciate it anyway.

Oh yeah...this is my first caption with an experimental new style.  Comments on that (good or bad) are appreciated.

The Haven Line of Products

The monthly caption contest on Rachel's Haven involves making ads for a line of transformative products.  I figured I'd post them up here to give you guys and gals something new to look at.

I've been busy with a lot of recreational hypnosis lately, and I have not given much time for captioning.  Some of the things I've done might make for some interesting 'forced' type captions if any of you are interested.  If so, drop me an encouraging comment, and I'll see what I can churn out.

Without further ado, here are the ads I made:

You Are What You Eat

This caption was originally intended for a 'clean caption' contest, but I think I pushed a bit further in the clean spectrum than was intended.  I instead gifted the cap to a deserving person.

I'm still looking for some commentary on the watermark.  I assume that no complaints so far means that 'I done good.'   If not, let me know and why and I can work on it.

A Helpful Friend

I put this caption together as a quick pick-me-up for someone who was feeling a bit bummed.  I figured I'd post it here to share it and to debut the new watermark.  Any feedback on the watermark would be greatly appreciated.  I don't want it to be too prominent, but I also want to make sure it serves its purpose.

Brown Eyed Girl

Since I've been doing a lot of chat hypnosis lately, I was inspired to do a hypnosis / magic crossover caption.  Those of you that I've been working with may understand the underlying inspiration on this one...and a special someone gets to actually experience it...talk about lucky.

Don't Swim with Sharks and an Update

My caption output has stayed pretty low lately, mainly because I've been starting to help people by doing hypnosis over online chat.  Practicing hypnosis is getting the bulk of my free time at the moment, and it will likely stay that way for a while...at least until I work out a way to quickly get new partners into a state where they respond well.

I could still use a practice partner or two.  If you're interested, leave a comment and we can try to work something out.

Here's a new exclusive cap for you:

Under New Management

Werewoman Local 609

I notice that this blog has nearly reached a huge milestone.  In just a day or so, it will reach 1 million views in the past 2 years.  I can't fathom my work being that popular, but yet...for some reason...it is.  Given my recent dry spell, it makes it even more amazing to me.

If you regularly read my captions, please take a moment to leave a comment to let me know what you like about my captions.  Here are some potential questions to answer to help me, but feel free to ask or suggest anything:

• Is there something I've been doing that makes my captions more appealing to you?
• Is there something you'd like to see me do that I haven't?
• Are there caption series that I should continue?
• Should I attempt to be more multi-cultural in my photo selection?
• Are the multiple panel captions worth the effort it takes to make?

Now is the time for you to voice your opinion on how I should move forward.

Happy Easter