A Blonde Moment

Another fantasy football loss means another new caption for you.  Enjoy this little foray into my new favorite concept, magical hypnosis.

Cutting Edge Therapy

I lost yet another fantasy football week last week.  That's good news for you, since I had good reason to churn out a new cap.

This cap was done for someone who plays hockey and likes transformations into girly girls that like gymnastics or figure skating.  I found the image for the cap when searching for figure skating pics, and I was struck by a goofy spell.  This caption is the result.

Catch 22

A while back, Alectra (Alectra's Playgrounds) made a very nice caption for me.  I made this one in return to let her get the best of me...just this once :)

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

A role play friend recently put out a challenge to make a forced/tricked/stuck caption in which the transformee becomes a pet.  There was too much to fit it all into a single panel, so it became a short series of the internal struggle.

This may not appeal to all of you, but I found it very fun to write.

EP: Trick & Treat

I did manage to churn out a quick Enchanted Penis cap for you all to help celebrate Halloween.  Normally Halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  I've been so busy this year that I didn't even get to decorate much.  This cap is my little way of making sure that I at least get to decorate my blog before it's too late.

The Surrogate

This is another caption I made to pay up for a fantasy football loss.  The good news is that I won this week, so I might have time to make a non-fantasy football cap.  I think it's time for me to revisit the Enchanted Penis series again... :)

A quickie: All Work and No Play

One of my dear friends that is playing in the Haven Fantasy Football league has yet to win a week.  She was feeling down, so I threw together a quick 'pick-me-up' caption for her.  This is the result.

House of Cards

This is another caption I made for a Fantasy Football loss. Life has been far too busy lately.  Expect the sporadic updates to continue for the foreseeable future.

Smoke Em if You Got Em

I lost this week in the Haven Fantasy Football league, so I was forced to make a cap this week.  The good news is that you benefit by getting to see something new.  I hope you enjoy...

You're Doing It All Wrong

I made this quick cap as a return for Candy's recent cap of me.  While it doesn't specifically include her name, I hope it's pretty clear that it was meant for her.

I think I'm beginning to feel some inspiration returning, so I'm hoping to get some new caps posted before too long.  Thanks to all for bearing with me.

Making the Cut

I have a friend who recently dragged me into playing in a fantasy football league, then proceeded to smack talk me about how I'm going to lose.  This caption was a bit of a revenge and return caption that pushes some of that friends buttons.  I know the type of change is different than I normally cover, but I hope that some of you can appreciate it anyway.

Oh yeah...this is my first caption with an experimental new style.  Comments on that (good or bad) are appreciated.

A Re-Birth of Sorts

A good friend who I chat with often had a birthday this week, so I made this caption for Elly.

The Haven Line of Products

The monthly caption contest on Rachel's Haven involves making ads for a line of transformative products.  I figured I'd post them up here to give you guys and gals something new to look at.

I've been busy with a lot of recreational hypnosis lately, and I have not given much time for captioning.  Some of the things I've done might make for some interesting 'forced' type captions if any of you are interested.  If so, drop me an encouraging comment, and I'll see what I can churn out.

Without further ado, here are the ads I made:

You Are What You Eat

This caption was originally intended for a 'clean caption' contest, but I think I pushed a bit further in the clean spectrum than was intended.  I instead gifted the cap to a deserving person.

I'm still looking for some commentary on the watermark.  I assume that no complaints so far means that 'I done good.'   If not, let me know and why and I can work on it.

A Helpful Friend

I put this caption together as a quick pick-me-up for someone who was feeling a bit bummed.  I figured I'd post it here to share it and to debut the new watermark.  Any feedback on the watermark would be greatly appreciated.  I don't want it to be too prominent, but I also want to make sure it serves its purpose.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this...a rant

When I started making captions 2 years ago, I thought I'd be lucky to get a handful of followers on my blog.  I create and post caps that I enjoy, and I hope that some of you might as well.  Up until now, I've avoided adding a watermark to my captions because I didn't want to interfere with the look of the caption.

This morning, I found out that some of my captions were posted on DeviantArt by a user attempting to give the impression that my work is his own.  It seems that I have hit the level of easy pickings for immature people out there that feel the need to bump their own ego by claiming the work of others.

I've worked up a simple watermark that I hope I can easily work into my future captions.  I'll do my best to keep it unobtrusive, but it may be a bit of a work in progress.  I'm truly sorry that it has come to this.

If you'd like to copy and repost my captions, that's fine.  Please make sure you credit me and consider pointing back to my blog if you do.

To the ones who steal credit for the work of others... I keep all original copies of the captions I make, which are often multi-layered and higher resolution than what I post.  I will always have proof that my work is my own.

Sorority Rush

This one's a bit more on the darker side than I usually go, but the photo just demanded that I write up a cap for it.  There just something ominous about it.  I don't know if it is the fact that the girls look like they are on a mission, or that they are walking out of their jeans without taking any notice.  In any case, enjoy!

Brown Eyed Girl

Since I've been doing a lot of chat hypnosis lately, I was inspired to do a hypnosis / magic crossover caption.  Those of you that I've been working with may understand the underlying inspiration on this one...and a special someone gets to actually experience it...talk about lucky.

Hot For Teacher

Don't Swim with Sharks and an Update

My caption output has stayed pretty low lately, mainly because I've been starting to help people by doing hypnosis over online chat.  Practicing hypnosis is getting the bulk of my free time at the moment, and it will likely stay that way for a while...at least until I work out a way to quickly get new partners into a state where they respond well.

I could still use a practice partner or two.  If you're interested, leave a comment and we can try to work something out.

Here's a new exclusive cap for you:

Under New Management

Werewoman Local 609

I notice that this blog has nearly reached a huge milestone.  In just a day or so, it will reach 1 million views in the past 2 years.  I can't fathom my work being that popular, but yet...for some reason...it is.  Given my recent dry spell, it makes it even more amazing to me.

If you regularly read my captions, please take a moment to leave a comment to let me know what you like about my captions.  Here are some potential questions to answer to help me, but feel free to ask or suggest anything:

• Is there something I've been doing that makes my captions more appealing to you?
• Is there something you'd like to see me do that I haven't?
• Are there caption series that I should continue?
• Should I attempt to be more multi-cultural in my photo selection?
• Are the multiple panel captions worth the effort it takes to make?

Now is the time for you to voice your opinion on how I should move forward.

Happy Easter

The Jokess

This is another caption I did as part of a scavenger hunt.  The item was a Rule 63'd cosplay girl.  I had fun with what I found in my image search.  Believe it or not, the Sailor Moon pic is less disturbing than the other one I found.  I still shudder a bit when I think about it.

Calculating

I had this photo on my drive for a very long time.  I just didn't know how to use it before today.  By dumb luck, a member of Rachel's Haven issued a caption scavenger hunt challenge for a girl in a straight jacket.  Here's what resulted:

I'm especially happy with the way the masking effect of the background turned out.  I think it adds a whole extra layer of the internal struggle to find a way out.

Repeat Customers

Spring Break

Spring is in the air, and I think back a bit and regret that I never got to experience Spring Break while I was in college.  Here's a little something to show how I think it may have gone.

EP: Always Ring Twice

This one is a bit of a twist on the normal Enchanted Penis series.  It is told from the point of view of the guy that is changed.  I hope that this is a good reconnection back to my 'roots' while still exploring something a bit new.

The TG Zone

I've always been a fan of 'The Twilight Zone'.  There's just something about the twists of fate in the series that I enjoy.  This little caption is the start of a new series of captions that I plan to do over time.  Each one will feature the story of one person's TG encounter.  The plan is to make the changes in these captions unwilling or at the very least unexpected.

P.S. Read the text as the voice and pacing of Rod Serling for best effect.

Hypnosis: Under His Spell

Sorry for going so long without anything new.  I've been severely lacking in inspiration lately.  When I was inspired by Mei tonight, I had to go with it.  Here is the result:

The Girls of Delta House

I wanted to change things up on a more tame note for this caption.  I've been doing a lot of pretty hard stuff lately, an I thought that a little change would be good for the palate.

Not Your Wingman Anymore