Thursday, June 28, 2012

Why Has My Captioning Slowed to a Crawl?

For those of you who have been following my blog for a while, you may remember the 'good old days' where I would churn out batches of captions one after another.  Those were fun days for sure, but there have been several factors that have contributed to the slowdown:

  1. Work -- Work is the bane of captioners everywhere.  It's the thing that eats away at your free time, either in the actual time taken or the toll it takes on creativity.  I've been dealing with a shrinking development team and increasing workload for well over a year now.  It doesn't appear to be letting up anytime soon.
  2. Family -- I have a family at home.  No.  I do not live at home.  I work.  I'm married.  I have kids.  All of them take time to do right, and I won't sacrifice family for my own bit of fun.  I get to caption when everyone else doesn't need me.
  3. Play -- As I have mentioned a few times here on my blog, that I have a very strong interest in hypnosis.  Very strong.  As such, I've been pursuing other interests, such as helping friends experience the thrill of the feminine experience.  I've been helping quite a few live out waking fantasies of having the body that so many TG caption readers dream of.  I've been helping people too...using what I know to make a difference for those I can help.
Since it might be a bit until I get time to caption, I figure that I can open the floor to any and all questions you might have on the topic of hypnosis.  If there's something you've been itching to know if it can really work, just ask.  If there's a question you really want to have answered, this is your chance.

I'll start with a few obvious ones:
Can you be my hypno-Mistress?
See items 1-3 above.  I'm very busy and my dance card is pretty full right now.

I'm too strong for you to put me under.  I dare you.
Buck up, Sally.  You're as susceptible as anyone else to suggestion.  I could put you under, but your attitude would make you a horrible pet.

Can you really make me see my body differently?
Yes.  I've done it for quite a few people.  Unless I have a following of delusional yes men with lots of time to kill by pretending to experience stuff, I have made several people feel the joy of having their own set of breasts.


  1. You should just hypnotize some talented captioners to make captions for you to post. Seems like a win-win to me LOL

    As another one of those work/GF+kid/other tug-o-war combatants, I understand completely. After being drained of your life essence, it can be hard to "turn on" your creativity.

    1. Darn. I thought I had a volunteer for a moment. I guess it's back to trying to convince the hypnotized monkeys to do it instead.

  2. Take all the time you need between captions. Good things come to those who wait after all, and trust me: yours are worth waiting for.

  3. I've been reading your capitons with great interest for some Time now and i therefore read about your's for hypnosis.
    I'd like to know: where and how did you learn to "put people under" ?

    1. I've always been a quick study and an independent learner. All of my accumulated knowledge is a hodgepodge of YouTube instructional videos, books, website information (, mainly), CD courses, free webinars, and lots of personal practice.

      I could have gone to an 'in person' training and spent a few thousand dollars, but I do just fine on my own sorting the wheat from the chaff.

      I started with the difficult task of chat hypnosis, which forces the hypnotist to listen to the partners words closely to determine success or failure. From there, everything else has been easy.

  4. I know how things can be, I've seen many cappers(and other 'artists' or 'entertainers', for lack of better terms) go through these periods of life's little wonders. I'm used to it now. Keep on kicking Anonymoose, keep on kicking...

  5. Just to get these out of the way...

    Will you be my hypno-Mistress? I don't think you can do it. It takes all kinds of acts of god or congress or something to be able to hypno me. And it's not like you can make me see things that aren't there... or not see what really is.

    [45 seconds of chat later]
    *walks into door* ow! but... the door was open, Mistress. this one knows that it was...


    Love Ya! Keep up the good work!

    1. moo are so lucky that moo posted that '45 seconds later' part. If moo hadn't, moo might just find herself reclaiming an old compulsion she had when we met a year ago. While it's completely and udderly endearing, moo might find the rest of the day in a more blissful place.

      Now that would be a shame...

      Just to note, little moocow:
      I could do that for moo in 30 seconds...tops.

  6. Can you help me find some online hypnosis like that? Preferably a free one, since I'm flat broke... :P

    How vivid is this hypnosis, by the way?

  7. I've made a simple practice induction, relaxation, and trance trigger file that you can use to gauge how easily you enter a trance state. Depending on your own natural ability, you may experience anything from simple compulsions all the way up through full body waking hallucinations. This file isn't intended to take you all the way there by itself, but it can give you experience with the trance state and help you deepen it for yourself.

    Here is the URL to the MP3 file on my Google Drive:

    1. Okay, same guy^,

      I had trouble getting into a tranced state, I've always had that problem, and I have trouble visualizing things clearly. Do you have any suggestions or tips for someone with these problems.

    2. Visualization may not be your forte. Unfortunately, it is for a lot of people, so a lot of recordings are geared toward that sort of thing. I'm sure if you do some looking, you'll find something that plays to your strengths.

      It's also important to note that a large number of people don't recognize a trance state while it one. There's nothing magical about it that has signposts that clearly say, "Now entering trance." The normal person slips in and out of that state multiple times a day naturally, so it's not likely to feel like anything 'special.'

      If you've ever been lost in a daydream and found that you've done some task while 'out of it,' that's the same feeling you might get from hypnosis.

    3. Any other tips? Any particular place to try some of this hypnosis? I'm really interested in it, and how it would feel if it worked, but I'm having trouble finding anything that's not "For the low, low price of 29.99" or something.

      Again, any help would be great.

      Btw, how do the people you've hypnotized describe the session? How real is it to them? I'm just so curious. :P

    4. If you're looking to try interactive hypnosis online, let me first caution you that there are plenty of abusers out there that know just enough to mess you up. Be cautious, and play safe.

      With that out of the way, you can find dozens of free hypnosis recordings for lots of fetishes on Warp My Mind ( Quality there varies greatly, so take that with a grain of salt.

      Another option if you're looking for a more interactive (and slightly more risky because you never know what they might try while you're under) experience is Hypno-Fetish ( I've poked around a bit there, and it seems like a mixed bag of newbie and experienced hypnotists along with an small assortment of nefarious hucksters.

      The final option I'm aware of is on Second Life. I have no personal experience here, but there are places you can go to be hypnotized there. The main catch here is that the vast majority that I've heard about involve enslavement to some sort of Goddess figure. Your mileage may vary, but don't say I didn't give you a heads up.

      While some are content to have the visualization end at the end of the trance time, I make it a goal to work with my partners to try to give them a waking experience. That means that I do everything in my power to bring the trance hallucination out into the real waking world for some period of time.

      This not only provides a much more concrete example of the trance state the partner was in, but also gives the partner a limited time chance to experience life as if they really are in the body they desire. While a guided trance visualization is nice, actually seeing and feeling being a woman in a real life situation is what many are really seeking.

    5. Is there anything important that I should know if I wanted to get started with this kind of thing? Something I might not think of right off the bat? Like, how often should I listen to the recording? How long will it take to see/feel results?

      Also, is there any one recording that you'd recommend for someone looking for a waking trance hallucination?

    6. The most important thing you need to do is to choose your hypnosis partner wisely. It doesn't matter if that is a recording or a live hypnotist. Trust is critical. Take some time to get to know the hypnotist if you can before you let them into your head.

      Every person is different in how they receive hypnotic suggestion. Some find that they immediately drop deeply enough to experience all that hypnosis has to offer, some aren't as lucky. In either case, being a good hypnotic subject is a learning process. The more you do it, the more reflexive it is to respond.

      I'm sorry, but I don't have any recommendations for a waking hallucination recording right now. I've been intending to make one, but work has left me exhausted lately.

    7. Okay, thank you.

      If you ever do find the time, I'd be first in line to try it out ;)I'm pretty eager to see what the experience is like, both the being hypnotized and the feeling of, well, you know, boobs :P

  8. I really would like to believe what you are talking about is possible! It sounds like a dream come true. I know you don't have time to do it yourself, but do you know someone who can make me see myself as a real woman for a little while?

    1. Everything I've said is truth. For some, it takes longer than others to get there. I wish I had some reliable people to point you to, but the problem with many fetish hypnotists is that they derive pleasure from turning hypnosis partners into empty-headed thralls. If that's your thing, check out Second Life, FetLife, or Hypno-Fetish.

      Just be warned that not every hypnotist plays nice. there are plenty of creeps out there that will take you deep and try to slip in things that are against your desires.

      I really only know one online hypnotist who I trust with my head, and that person is just as busy as I am.


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